Major Pager

Mr. Major's got a pager Because he sells E's To the Russians Who crush and snort them But they never seem to sneeze I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers Now Felix the Cat is on his back Oh Felix the Cat what a twat So who needs Columbo He's just got off a slow boat From China or somewhere like that I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers