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2008-11-28

Epic Tales Of Adventure

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch And plunged into his soles Filling his dirty socks with tiny bloody holes. There's an old man who says that he came >From the same town as my dad He told me of his house and why it smelled so bad Small furry creatures had crawled in the spaces In between the walls They died and they decayed And I guess that's really all Dead little creatures mean the end of the world There was a man who told me a story about a conspiracy He told me how it started And what it meant to me Doctors and lawyers and bankers and priests are Controlled by UFO's It's doctors and lawyers and the end of the world Small furry creatures mean the end of the world It's creatures and shoes and the end of the world There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son and some shoes ---------------------------------------------------------------

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  2. Do The Brown Nose
  3. Methodist Coloring Book
  4. Part 3
  5. I Tripped Over The Ottoman
  6. The Big Sleazy
  7. If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
  8. Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
  9. In Praise Of Sha Na Na
  10. Epic Tales Of Adventure
  11. I Hate You, I Love You
  12. Now Everybody's Me
  13. Little Man In My Head
  14. Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes And How!
  15. Bonus Track 1