If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire

(sound of match striking) Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am Have to take it for a fact Life can really burn you up When you're a pyromaniac So... If you love somebody Better set them on fire I went to your house last night Dad called me the human torch Got a little pissed at him So I burned down your front porch Now I feel a little better About throwin' gas on your dad But you know it's hard to quit And besides he started it I just bought a brand new lighter And I just can't wait to use it With a can a' kerosene it's lots a' fun You can't refuse it Oily rags are special things You know to me they're diamond rings Maybe we can have some fun Maybe we can burn someone So... If you love somebody Better set them on fire Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn't set your dad on fire If you love somebody Better set them on fire If you love somebody Why not set them on fire? If you love somebody Better set them on fire If you love somebody Why not set them on fire?