Hairspray Lyrics

[Corny](James Marsden)
And now, broadcast live in front of
A live studio audience, for the
First time, from the certified, up-to-code
WYZT studio-
It's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!

[Council Girls]
He's Corny!!
[Corny]
...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

[Corny]
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, It's Hairspray!

What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, It's Hairspray!

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind

But if you spray it and lock it,
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use Hairspray

And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "Ultra Clutch" faithfully

So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than Hairspray
That's me!

[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[Corny]
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than Hairspray
[Council Kids]
Hairspray! Wow!
[Corny]
That's me!

[Corny & Council Kids]
What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
"Ultra clutch!"

So if you're a redhead,
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
[Corny]
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!
[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[Council Girls]
He's Corny Collins!
[Corny]
The only thing better than Hairspray
[Council Kids]
Hairspray! Wow!
[Corny]
That's me!

[Council Kids]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!
[Corny]
"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
[Council Member]
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!

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