Hairspray

[Corny](James Marsden) And now, broadcast live in front of A live studio audience, for the First time, from the certified, up-to-code WYZT studio- It's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular! [Council Girls] He's Corny!! [Corny] ...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! [Corny] What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, It's Hairspray! What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, It's Hairspray! If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, I insist You use Hairspray And tell your mother Her head she should smother With "Ultra Clutch" faithfully So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than Hairspray That's me! [Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah [Corny] Forget the milkman The only thing better than Hairspray [Council Kids] Hairspray! Wow! [Corny] That's me! [Corny & Council Kids] What makes a man Reach out and touch? "Ultra clutch!" So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get [Corny] The only thing better than hairspray That's me! [Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah [Council Girls] He's Corny Collins! [Corny] The only thing better than Hairspray [Council Kids] Hairspray! Wow! [Corny] That's me! [Council Kids] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah! Do wow! [Corny] "Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!" [Council Member] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!