I Got the Train Sittin' Waitin'

I took my woman down to the local depot From there to anywhere if you want to you can go I said '€œNow pretty mama I've had myself enough Of your fussing and your fighting and it's sure gonna get rough'€ I got the train sittin', waitin', leaving right on time So if you want to go better get aboard But you be the one to make up your mind I've tried to love you woman every way I know how But you keep on a-nagging and I've had it startin' now If you don't like the way you're living you know what you can do Said the train's sitting there, it's a big black choo-choo I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time So if you want to go better get aboard But you be the one to make up your mind Well I looked up on the schedule and it said nine-thirteen The central is a-leaving, all the lights are turnin' green The whistle is a-blowin', here's your ticket and your pa*s The door is open wide, so don't let your coat tail drag I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time So if you want to go better get aboard But you be the one to make up your mind