It's the World's Gone Crazy

CHORUS: It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home VERSE ONE: The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early The early birds showin' up late The straightmen all wanna be funny The funny men all wanna get straight VERSE TWO: The villains have turned into heroes The heroes have turned into heels The dealers all wanna be lovers And the lovers all wanna make deals CHORUSVERSE THREE: ???????? they ain't inherited nothin' The leaders are fallin' behind So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men Dancing my dance to the blind CHORUS CHORUS sung over: (It's the world's gone craaaazy!) (And ladies are dancin'!) (And the sidemen...) (And the frontmen...) (We'll go home) Fade with CHORUS