Celebrity Lyrics

Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent well, no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel
Can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you're cool
Just 'cause your on TV

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
And I'll get community service
No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause your on TV

And I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be a real world bachelor
Jacka*s millionaires hey hey Hollywood
Here we come

Yeah, when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause your on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah, celebrity

Brad Paisley - Double Play

Nov 2010

1. Me Neither
2. Wrapped Around
3. New Again
4. Sharp Dressed Man
5. The Cigar Song
6. He Didn't Have To Be
7. Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)
8. Two Feet Of Topsoil
9. Who Needs Pictures
10. Two People Fell In Love
11. Keep On The Sunny Side
12. We Danced
13. Time Warp
14. Two People Fell In Love
15. Wrapped Around
16. I'm Gonna Miss Her
17. I Wish You'd Stay
18. Celebrity
19. Little Moments
20. Whiskey Lullaby (featurning Alison Krauss)
21. Mud On The Tires
22. Alcohol
23. When I Get Where I'm Going (Featuring Dolly Parton)
24. The World