Celebrity

Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent well, no These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel Can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's reality You can act just like a fool And people think you're cool Just 'cause your on TV I can throw major fits When my latte isn't just how I like it They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters When things don't go my way And I'll get community service No matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids They'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down The more my price goes up 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause your on TV And I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough Being a celebrity So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun We'll be a real world bachelor Jacka*s millionaires hey hey Hollywood Here we come Yeah, when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause your on TV Being a celebrity Yeah, celebrity