I'm Still A Guy

When you see a deer, you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a lake you think picnics And I see a large mouth up under that log You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me In some ways, well, maybe you might Scrub me down, dress me up Oh, but no matter what, remember, I'm still a guy When you see a priceless friend's painting I see a drunk naked girl When you think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy And I'd like to give it a whirl Well, love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of And in a weak moment I might Walk your sissie dog, hold your purse at the mall But remember, I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground 'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by I can hear you now talkin' to your friends Sayin' yeah, girls he's come a long way From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club And buildin' a fire in a cave But when you say a back rub means only a back rub Then you swat my hand when I try Well, now what can I say at the end of the day Honey, I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground 'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by These days there's dudes gettin' facials Manicured, waxed and botoxed With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands You can't grip a tackle box Yeah, with all of these men linin' up to get neutered It's hip now to be feminized But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair Yeah honey, I'm still a guy Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck Oh thank God, I'm still a guy Yeah boy