Better Than This

That sleepy little campfire, popped and kinda crackled We were heating up the pork and beans And Bubba said, "Man it don't get any better than this If you know what I mean" We sat there for a minute, listening to the crickets Thinking this was pretty hard to beat Till Junior stood up, spit in the fire and said "Boy's, I hate to disagree" But if a bus load of women, really good looking women Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Joe T. Garcia showed up With fajitas and a hundred gallon keg of beer And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests Now don't get me wrong boys This is pretty good But it could get better than this If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat And volunteered to be our fishing guides And Richard Petty pulled up in the old 43 car And asked us if we wanted a ride We'd all sit around, singing, "Poncho and Lefty" Playing poker, smoking big cigars Now don't take offense ya'll, I'm perfectly content Just sitting here under the stars But if a bus load of women, really good looking women Just suddenly pulled in here and ol' Emeril Laga*se showed up With Kielbasa and a hundred gallon keg of beer And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests Now, don't get me wrong boys This is pretty good But it could get better than this But if a bus load of women, really good looking women Just suddenly pulled in here and Little Jimmy d**kens showed up With fried chicken and a hundred gallon keg of beer Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him And they started taking requests Now don't get me wrong boys This is pretty good But it could get better than this Yeah, don't get me wrong boys This is pretty good But it could get better than this