That's Love

There ain't a woman in the world, that wants to hear the word 'Yes' When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress And if she cooks all day, you better eat it with a smile It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Alright so you bend the truth (Yeah, yeah, yeah) That's somethin' that you'll have to get use to 'Cause that's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury But that's no crime If you ask me, that's love You're starin' at a burnt steak You bite the bullet and you clean your plate And then you go on and on about how great it was That's not a lie, that's love Well, it's the very same thing that she does for you When she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds you need to lose And every time she runs, her fingers through your hair And she says, "She kinda likes the way there's not as much of it there" (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Alright so she bends the truth (Yeah, yeah, yeah) That's somethin' that you have to get use to 'Cause that's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury Ah, but that's no crime If you ask me, that's love Your bummin' out, so she says "There is something kinda s*xy about a bald head Aw, but honey it'll make you look twice as tough" That's not a lie, that's love (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Alright so you bend the truth (Yeah, yeah, yeah) That's somethin' that you're both gonna do 'Cause that's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury You say, "I like it when your momma comes to visit us" That's not a lie, that's not a lie, that's love