Half A Woman Lyrics

The song Half A Woman is performed by Fountains of Wayne in the album named Out-of-State Plates in the year 2005 .



They called him great scott
Because he was great
They called her great susan
Cause she was his date
She climbed in a box
He cut her in two
And when he was through
She was just half a woman

And he'd tie her up
Set her on fire
He'd douce her with oil
The crowd would go wild
She was always alright
At the end of the night
But somehow she felt
Like just half a woman

The show went the same way
Year after year
He'd wave his magic wand
She'd disappear
One day she asked
How did this come to be
Somewhere there must be more to me

One day she left

She climbed through the stage
And into the trap door
Under the lion's cage
And after a spell
He said what the hell
It was just as well
She was just half a woman



Fountains of Wayne - Out-of-State Plates

Jun 2005

  1. Number 45 Sunblock
  2. Maureen
  3. California Sex Lawyer
  4. Janice's Party
  5. Karpet King
  6. Baby I've Changed
  7. I Know You Well
  8. You're Just Never Satisfied
  9. I'll Do The Driving
  10. Nightlight
  11. I Want You Around
  12. Trains And Boats And Planes
  13. Places
  14. Can't Get it Out Of My Head (Live)
  15. City Folk Morning
  16. The Girl I Can't Forget
  17. ...Baby One More Time
  18. Elevator Up
  19. Comedienne
  20. Kid Gloves
  21. Today's Teardrops
  22. These Days
  23. I Want An Alien For Christmas
  24. The Man In The Santa Suit
  25. Chanukah Under The Stars
  26. Killermont Street
  27. Half A Woman
  28. Small Favors
  29. Imperia

Half A Woman