Half A Woman

They called him great scott Because he was great They called her great susan Cause she was his date She climbed in a box He cut her in two And when he was through She was just half a woman And he'd tie her up Set her on fire He'd douce her with oil The crowd would go wild She was always alright At the end of the night But somehow she felt Like just half a woman The show went the same way Year after year He'd wave his magic wand She'd disappear One day she asked How did this come to be Somewhere there must be more to me One day she left She climbed through the stage And into the trap door Under the lion's cage And after a spell He said what the hell It was just as well She was just half a woman