Comedienne

In for the weekend Out for the night She gets caught in the curtains Lost in the lights But she's wearing a turban Feeling alright And she's hoping to God That they're coming tonight There's a man in the corner Sipping a drink He says, "I seen them all and Sister you stink" And the girls from the office Try to be nice But they're loud and they're dumb And they bicker and fight She knows, she knows There are gonna be times When no one goes For her funniest lines Comedienne Please make up your mind Are you laughing or crying Are you killing or dying tonight Back at the bar She's been licking her wounds He says, "Give up the vision Performing in rooms" If you work on your timing And drop me a line Baby, one of these Mondays You're gonna be mine She knows, she knows There are gonna be times When no one goes For her funniest lines Comedienne Please make up your mind Are you laughing or crying Are you killing or dying tonight She knows, she knows There are gonna be times When no one goes For her funniest lines Comedienne Please make up your mind Are you laughing or crying Are you killing or dying tonight She knows, she knows She knows, she knows She knows, she knows She knows, she knows She knows, she knows She knows, she knows