Best Friends Song Lyrics

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
and Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
i'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yea your sister
yeaaa
i wanna F your sister
wanna F her in the A
and just C all over her chin
well i'd stick my fist in her V
and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
it'd be so F'ing great
i'd nail her
i wanna F your sister!

Stephen Lynch - Superhero

Dec 2002

1. Talk to Me
2. Dr. Stephen
3. Country Love Song
4. Superhero
5. What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
6. Mothers Day
7. Taxi Driver
8. For the Ladies
9. Grandfather
10. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
11. She Gotta Smile
12. Best Friends Song
13. D and D
14. Down to the Old Pub Instead