The song Dr. Stephen is performed by Stephen Lynch in the album named Superhero in the year 2002 .
I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always KNEW I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind:
I love putting women's minds at rest
I love pushing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in
I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear
When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon knot
Think that I'll stick to your...front
Stephen Lynch - Superhero
- Talk to Me
- Dr. Stephen
- Country Love Song
- Superhero
- What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
- Mothers Day
- Taxi Driver
- For the Ladies
- Grandfather
- Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
- She Gotta Smile
- Best Friends Song
- D and D
- Down to the Old Pub Instead