For the Ladies

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said, u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, and i lie wondering just what i should i do... i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares, i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs, when i tell you that i love you i will look you in the eye, as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...