She Gotta Smile

She Gotta Smileyeah, She gotta smile and she's flashing it right at me. she gotta wink, a wink acroos the bar and i know that it's meant to be. she gotta walkooh, she walking over and i know it could be my day. she gotta... friend ooh, she's gotta friend why is she standing in her way. (it's a big fat friend) oh god there's always one. (big fat friend) to spoil my f**king fun. now baby baby baby, if it's boots you wankt to knock leave your chubbly friend at home because she's going to block the cock. now i'm afraid of no man with any I contend but i can not compete with your big fat friend. so big fat friend ah, we meet again you won't leave her alone you roll your eyes make sarcastic comments while you're s*cking on that chicken bone. but that's okay you think you wanna battle but i tend to disagree see i know you and your achilles heel and he's standing next to me my non-discriminating friend. so what that you're a cow (non-discriminating friend) i'll nail you anyhow i know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds but with every shot of yager hey you lose a couple pounds now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end just you and me and my pal and your big fat friend.