Country Love Song Lyrics

I made love to ya all night long

then i got up to write you a song

i watched ya sleep and i fell in love

ya must've been sent from heaven above

don't think you could never do no wrong



then you farted....

oh girl you farted..



first i thought that it was kinda cute

i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot

then came the smell came whoftin by

and brought a little tear drop to my eye

i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch



cause you farted...



you could make milk curdle

make your skin crawl

make the paint peal off of the wall

i won't sleep under the covers no more

since the hot winds blew from out your back door



baby, it sure has been a gas

but i can't live life in fear of your a*s

so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill

moved back to my house at the top of the hill

well old boy I guess its just you and me



then he farted.....

Stephen Lynch - Superhero

Dec 2002

1. Talk to Me
2. Dr. Stephen
3. Country Love Song
4. Superhero
5. What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
6. Mothers Day
7. Taxi Driver
8. For the Ladies
9. Grandfather
10. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
11. She Gotta Smile
12. Best Friends Song
13. D and D
14. Down to the Old Pub Instead