D and D Lyrics

The song D and D is performed by Stephen Lynch in the album named Superhero in the year 2002 .



Better get back up here. This is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know..

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(How about a little harmonica?)

I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew.

{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin.

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}

It's D and D!

Fighting with the legends of yore.

It's D and D!

Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo!

Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things.

We use these as a reference tool.

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school...

{No we're not.}

I know.

Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.

He's got hit points and charisma to lend.

{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}

It's D and D... wait...

Sorry, You got a girlfriend?

{Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.}

It's D and D!

Warriors that terrify.

It's D and D!

Virgins 'till the day we...

1,2,3,4!

Die!

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Thanks.

{Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}

That's Mark Teich.



Stephen Lynch - Superhero

Dec 2002

  1. Talk to Me
  2. Dr. Stephen
  3. Country Love Song
  4. Superhero
  5. What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
  6. Mothers Day
  7. Taxi Driver
  8. For the Ladies
  9. Grandfather
  10. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
  11. She Gotta Smile
  12. Best Friends Song
  13. D and D
  14. Down to the Old Pub Instead

D and D