Dr. Stephen Lyrics

The song Dr. Stephen is performed by Stephen Lynch in the album named Superhero in the year 2002 .



I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always KNEW I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind:

I love putting women's minds at rest
I love pushing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in

I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon knot
Think that I'll stick to your...front



Stephen Lynch - Superhero

Dec 2002

  1. Talk to Me
  2. Dr. Stephen
  3. Country Love Song
  4. Superhero
  5. What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
  6. Mothers Day
  7. Taxi Driver
  8. For the Ladies
  9. Grandfather
  10. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
  11. She Gotta Smile
  12. Best Friends Song
  13. D and D
  14. Down to the Old Pub Instead

Dr. Stephen