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2009-07-22

Cool Guy 2

-{The Sounds of waves crashing- SEAN:This is quite the chill night.kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming. SEAN:So, is your body.looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit. GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that's so sweet. -{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player- SEAN:Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours. GIRL #2:Uh-oh. SEAN:Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby. GIRL #2:Oh sean, you're so cute. SEAN:Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties pa*sed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm? GIRL #2:Oh my god. SEAN:Yeah. GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean. SEAN:Oh, oh is that right, baby?You want me to show my stuff, too? GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean. SEAN:Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know. GIRL #2:Ooh. -{she starts to unbuckle his pants- SEAN:Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'. GIRL #2:What's that? SEAN:Let's get it swingin'. GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said? SEAN:...The wet-weiner? GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what? SEAN:Yeah? GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.See you. SEAN:Hmm, leave me all horny here.How-- how you going to get home there, baby? GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away- SEAN:Mm-hm. I'm-a call you. GIRL #2:Don't. -{She's gone- SEAN:A'ight, A'ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch? THE END

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