Cool Guy 3
-{Sean pouring champagne- SEAN: Yeah.Yeah.That's right.Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there. GIRL #3:Oh Sean, you're so sweet. SEAN:Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I tink I want to taste'em. -{He presses the 'play' button on his tape player- I going to start with your scrumptious toes as an appetizers, then I'm going to move up your body with my tongue, 'til I reach those lucious icecream sundaes. GIRL #3:Mm, sounds nice. what else? SEAN:Well, then I'm going to work my way back down, 'cause it's time for the main course.I'm like a bee heading down to your honey pot.But I won't be flying away soon, no I won't. -{she laughs sensually- Ooh, zippity, dippity. -{she takes a sip on the champagne- -{she laughs sensually- GIRL #3:Tell me, what do you want me to do to you? SEAN:Yeah, baby, I got a lot on my menu, but if I could recommend something, it would have to be tonight's special:My pud. GIRL #3:What did you just say? SEAN:I said you going to like tonight's special... GIRL #3:And that's your pud? SEAN:Yeah. GIRL #3:You got to leave. SEAN:Mm-hmm.A'ight.Just let me find my pants and I-- -{looks for pants, finds them, struggles to put them on- I'm leaving. -{zips up pants--{stops tape player, pulls out tape- Could you at least tell me the best way home?
- Hot Water Burn Baby
- Cool Guy 1
- 7 Foot Man
- The Peeper
- Cool Guy 2
- Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)
- Whitey
- Cool Guy 3
- She Comes Home To Me
- The Champion
- Cool Guy 4
- Chanukah Song Part II
- Inner Voice
- Cool Guy 5
- Welcome My Son
- The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie
- Reprise
