The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie

holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This f**king boat's got more balls then the f**kin celtic's lockeroom. yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something. One might think that but guess what? It didn't cost me jack shit. What do you mean? I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot. No f**king way! You shitten me? Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times. Oh yeah, the sun is extra f**king hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna pa*s out. I didn't eat all day, I'm extra f**king buzzed.