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2009-07-23

Crazy He Calls Me

Okay, all you pus s*ckin' motherf**kers out there It's time to win a chance to butt-bang Your daughter's tight virgin cherry a*s To caller number 666 The urge is too much to take All I can think about is playin' with myself It's time to masturbate Well I've got my 'Hustler' and I don't need nothin' else Ginger, Ginger My hand gets tired and my d**k gets sore But the girls of porn want more So, I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah A quarter for a peep show A private booth or talkin' to a naked whore Triple X video 976 and I can whack it on the phone Nobody's home, I'm alone 'The Devil in Miss Jones' Nobody's home, I'm alone Asia and John Holmes We got gushin' gonads, tinglin' tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S&M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got rape, necro and both ways And lots of hung studs for all you gays We got incest and bestiality too We got Sade and 'The Sweetest Taboo' We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to f**k your shoe There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers And D cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me My hand gets tired and my d**k gets sore But the girls of porn want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah I was trained to f**k you, baby I, I, I, I was trained to f**k you, baby I, I, I was trained to f**k you, baby I, I, I, I was trained to f**k you, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah

Billie Holiday: The Complete Decca Recordings

1991-10-01

Billie Holiday: The Complete Decca Recordings
  1. Lover Man (Oh, Where Can You Be)?
  2. No More
  3. That Ole Devil Called Love
  4. Don't Explain (First Version)
  5. Big Stuff (First Version)
  6. You Better Go Now
  7. What Is This Thing Called Love
  8. Good Morning Heartache
  9. No Good Man (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  10. Baby, I Don't Cry Over You (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  11. I'll Look Around (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  12. The Blues Are Brewin'
  13. Guilty (Previous Unissued Alternate)
  14. Deep Song
  15. There Is No Greater Love
  16. Easy Living
  17. Solitude (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  18. Weep No More
  19. Girls Were Made To take Care of Boys
  20. I Love You Porgy
  21. My Man (Mon Homme) (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  22. Tain't Nobody's Business If I Do (Previously Unissued Alternate)
  23. Baby Get Lost
  24. Keeps On Rainin'
  25. Them There Eyes
  26. Do Your Duty
  27. Gimme A Pigfoot (And A Bottle Of Beer)
  28. You Can't Lose A Broken Heart
  29. My Sweet Hunk O' Trash
  30. Now Or Never
  31. You're My Thrill
  32. Crazy He Calls Me
  33. Please Tell Me Now
  34. Somebody's On My Mind
  35. God Bless The Child
  36. This Is Heaven To Me

Billie Holiday's Greatest Hits (Decca)

1995-06-06

Billie Holiday's Greatest Hits (Decca)
  1. Easy Living
  2. What Is This Thing Called Love
  3. Solitude
  4. You're My Thrill
  5. Them There Eyes
  6. No More
  7. God Bless The Child
  8. My Man (Mon Homme)
  9. Don't Explain
  10. There Is No Greater Love
  11. 'Tain't Nobody's Business If I Do
  12. You Better Go Now
  13. Big Stuff
  14. Good Morning Heartache
  15. I Loves You Porgy
  16. Guilty
  17. Lover Man (Oh, Where Can You Be)
  18. Crazy He Calls Me
  19. That Ole Devil Called Love

The Lady Sings

2001-09-24

The Lady Sings
  1. I Wished on the Moon
  2. What a Little Moonlight Can Do
  3. Miss Brown to You
  4. Sunbonnet Blue (And a Little Straw Hat)
  5. It's Like Reaching for the Moon
  6. These Foolish Things
  7. I Cried for You
  8. Did I Remember?
  9. Billie's Blues
  10. Fine Romance
  11. Way You Look Tonight
  12. I Can't Give You Anything But Love
  13. I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm
  14. This Year's Kisses
  15. Why Was I Born?
  16. I Must Have That Man!
  17. My Last Affair
  18. Carelessly
  19. How Could You?
  20. Moanin' Low
  21. Mean to Me
  22. Foolin' Myself
  23. Easy Living
  24. I'll Never Be the Same
  25. Me, Myself and I
  26. Sailboat in the Moonlight
  27. He's Funny That Way
  28. Nice Work If You Can Get It
  29. My Man
  30. When You're Smiling
  31. I Can't Believe That You're in Love with Me
  32. On the Sentimental Side
  33. Back in Your Own Backyard
  34. When a Woman Loves a Man
  35. You Go to My Head
  36. I'm Gonna Lock My Heart (And Throw Away the Key)
  37. Very Thought of You
  38. I Can't Get Started
  39. Say It with a Kiss
  40. That's All I Ask of You
  41. Dream of Life
  42. More Than You Know
  43. Sugar
  44. Strange Fruit
  45. Yesterdays
  46. Fine and Mellow
  47. I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues
  48. Some Other Spring
  49. Them There Eyes
  50. Night and Day
  51. Man I Love
  52. You're Just a No Account
  53. Ghost of Yesterday
  54. Body and Soul
  55. What Is This Going to Get Us?
  56. Laughing at Life
  57. Time on My Hands
  58. I Hear Music
  59. Practice Makes Perfect
  60. Let's Do It (Let's Fall in Love)
  61. Romance in the Dark
  62. All of Me
  63. God Bless the Child
  64. Am I Blue?
  65. Solitude
  66. Love Me or Leave Me
  67. Mandy Is Two
  68. It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
  69. Until the Real Thing Comes Along
  70. Trav'lin' Light
  71. How Am I to Know?
  72. My Old Flame
  73. I'll Get By (As Long as I Have You)
  74. I Cover the Waterfront
  75. I'll Be Seeing You
  76. I'm Yours
  77. Embraceable You
  78. As Time Goes By
  79. He's Funny That Way
  80. Lover, Come Back to Me
  81. Billie's Blues
  82. On the Sunny Side of the Street
  83. Lover Man
  84. That Old Devil Called Love
  85. Don't Explain
  86. You Better Go Now
  87. What Is This Thing Called Love?
  88. Good Morning Heartache
  89. Big Stuff
  90. There Is No Greater Love
  91. I Loves You, Porgy
  92. Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
  93. Baby Get Lost
  94. Them There Eyes
  95. Gimme a Pigfoot (And a Bottle of Beer)
  96. Now or Never
  97. You're My Thrill
  98. Crazy He Calls Me
  99. Somebody's on My Mind

The Ultimate Collection

2005-04-15

The Ultimate Collection
  1. Miss Brown to You
  2. What a Little Moonlight Can Do
  3. I Cried for You
  4. Mean to Me
  5. Strange Fruit
  6. Fine and Mellow
  7. God Bless the Child
  8. Trav'lin' Light
  9. My Old Flame
  10. I'll Get By (As Long as I Have You)
  11. Billie's Blues
  12. He's Funny That Way
  13. Lover Man
  14. Don't Explain
  15. Good Morning Heartache
  16. No Good Man
  17. Blues Are Brewin'
  18. Solitude
  19. Easy Living
  20. I Loves You Porgy
  21. My Man (Mon Homme)
  22. 'Tain't Nobody's Bizness if I Do
  23. Them There Eyes
  24. You Can't Lose a Broken Heart
  25. You're My Thrill
  26. Crazy He Calls Me
  27. Detour Ahead
  28. These Foolish Things
  29. You Go to My Head
  30. Love Me or Leave Me
  31. Willow Weep for Me
  32. I Thought About You
  33. I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm
  34. Come Rain or Come Shine
  35. It Had to Be You
  36. What's New?
  37. Lady Sings the Blues
  38. I Cover the Waterfront [Live]
  39. Body and Soul
  40. But Not for Me
  41. One for My Baby (And One More for the Road)
  42. I'm a Fool to Want You
  43. Saddest Tale [DVD]
  44. Blues Are Brewin' [DVD]
  45. Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans [DVD]
  46. My Man (Mon Homme) [DVD]
  47. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone [DVD]
  48. Billie's Blues [DVD]
  49. Fine and Mellow [DVD]
  50. What a Little Moonlight Can Do [DVD]
  51. St. Louis Blues [DVD]
  52. I Cover the Waterfront [DVD]
  53. Swing! Brother, Swing! [DVD Audio]
  54. They Can't Take That Away from Me [DVD Audio]
  55. Do Nothing Till You Hear from Me [DVD Audio]
  56. I'll Get By [DVD Audio]
  57. I Wonder Where Our Love Has Gone [DVD Audio]
  58. Jeepers Creepers [DVD Audio]
  59. Bonus Materials [DVD][*]

Rare Live Recordings, 1934-1959

2007-12-01

Rare Live Recordings, 1934-1959
  1. Lost My Man Blues
  2. Theme : Moten Swing
  3. Announcer Introduction
  4. Swing Brother Swing
  5. Announcer Introduction
  6. They Can't Take That Away From Me
  7. I Cried for You
  8. Fine & Mellow
  9. Announcer Introduction
  10. I'll Get By
  11. Billie's Blues
  12. Do Nothin' 'Til You Hear from Me
  13. Danny Kaye Introduces Jerome Kern Who Presents Bille With Her Award
  14. I Cover the Waterfront
  15. Fine & Mellow
  16. All of Me
  17. Endy Gets Caught Playing Piano
  18. Endy Goes to Storyville
  19. Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans
  20. Satchmo Talks
  21. Farewell To Storyville
  22. Farewell To Storyville (Studio Version)
  23. The Blues Are Brewin' (Studio Version)
  24. The Man I Love
  25. Miss Brown To You
  26. Lover Man
  27. I Wonder Where Our Love Has Gone
  28. Billie's Blues
  29. No More
  30. Good Morning Heartache
  31. You're Driving Me Crazy
  32. Maybe You'll Be There
  33. Introduction By Donald Wood
  34. You'd Better Go Now
  35. Them There Eyes
  36. Lady Day and Eddie Condon Speak
  37. Keep on Rainin'
  38. Lady Day and Eddie Condon Speak
  39. Lover Man (Incomplete)
  40. I Cover the Waterfront
  41. All of Me
  42. Naration / Early History
  43. Fine & Mellow
  44. Porgy
  45. Jam Session Introduction
  46. All of Me
  47. You're My Thrill
  48. Lover Come Back to Me
  49. Ain't Nobody's Business
  50. You're Driving Me Crazy
  51. He's Funny That Way
  52. Miss Brown to You
  53. Lover Man
  54. Them There Eyes
  55. My Man
  56. I Cover the Waterfront
  57. Crazy He Calls Me
  58. Detour Ahead
  59. Strange Fruit
  60. Ain't Nobody's Business
  61. All of Me
  62. Porgy
  63. My Man
  64. Tenderly
  65. God Bless the Child
  66. My Man
  67. The There Eyes
  68. Lover Man
  69. Willow Weep for Me
  70. I Only Have Eyes for You
  71. My Man
  72. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone
  73. Jon McCloughland Introduction
  74. I Cover the Waterfront
  75. Too Marvelous for Words
  76. Porgy
  77. Them There Eyes
  78. Willow Weep for Me
  79. I Only Have Eyes for You
  80. You Go to My Head
  81. Stormy Weather
  82. Ghost of a Chance
  83. Nice Work If You Can Get It
  84. God Bless the Child
  85. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone
  86. Don't Explain
  87. Porgy
  88. Fine and Mellow
  89. What a Little Moonlight Can Do
  90. Foolin' Myself
  91. Easy to Remember
  92. Moanin' Low
  93. Don't Explain
  94. When Your Lover Has Gone
  95. Mort Saul Introduction
  96. Ain't Nobodys Business
  97. Willow Weep for Me
  98. When Your Lover Has Gone
  99. God Bless the Child
  100. I Only Have Eyes for You
  101. Good Morning Heartache
  102. Them There Eyes
  103. Billie's Blues
  104. What a Little Moonlight Can Do
  105. Travelin' Light
  106. Lover Come Back to Me
  107. I Got It Bad and That Ain't Good
  108. Lady Day Speaks / Early History
  109. Just Friends
  110. Lady Day Speaks / The Number 13
  111. Ghost of a Chance
  112. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone - 1
  113. Every Thing Happens to Me
  114. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone - 2
  115. I Don't Want to Cry Anymore
  116. Prelude to a Kiss
  117. Jeepers Creepers
  118. My Yiddishe Mama
  119. Hey! Lady's Here
  120. God Bless the Child
  121. Introduction
  122. Nice Work If You Can Get It
  123. Willow Weep for Me
  124. When Your Lover Has Gone
  125. Billie's Blues
  126. Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone
  127. God Bless the Child
  128. Now or Never
  129. Producers Final Comment

The Complete Commodore & Decca Masters

2009-11-10

  1. Strange Fruit
  2. Yesterdays
  3. Fine And Mellow
  4. I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues
  5. How Am I To Know?
  6. My Old Flame
  7. I'll Get By (As Long As I Have You)
  8. I Cover The Waterfront
  9. I'll Be Seeing You
  10. I'm Yours
  11. Embraceable You
  12. As Time Goes By
  13. He's Funny That Way
  14. Lover, Come Back To Me
  15. Billie's Blues
  16. On The Sunny Side Of The Street
  17. Lover Man (Oh, Where Can You Be)
  18. No More
  19. That Ole Devil Called Love
  20. Don't Explain
  21. You Better Go Now
  22. What Is This Thing Called Love
  23. Good Morning Heartache
  24. No Good Man
  25. Big Stuff
  26. Baby, I Don't Cry Over You
  27. I'll Look Around
  28. The Blues Are Brewin'
  29. Guilty
  30. Deep Song
  31. There Is No Greater Love
  32. Easy Living
  33. Solitude
  34. Weep No More
  35. Girls Were Made To Take Care Of Boys
  36. I Loves You Porgy
  37. My Man (Mon Homme)
  38. 'Tain't Nobody's Business If I Do
  39. Baby Get Lost
  40. Keeps On A Rainin' (Papa He Can't Make No Time)
  41. Them There Eyes
  42. Do Your Duty
  43. Gimme A Pigfoot And A Bottle Of Beer
  44. You Can't Lose A Broken Heart
  45. My Sweet Hunk O' Trash
  46. Now Or Never
  47. You're My Thrill
  48. Crazy He Calls Me
  49. Please Tell Me Now
  50. Somebody's On My Mind
  51. God Bless The Child
  52. This Is Heaven To Me