Longhaired Redneck

Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw They'd never come to see me in this dive Where bikers stare at cowboys Who are laughing at the hippies Who are praying they'll get outta here alive The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair I guess he ain't read the signs that say I been to prison Someone ought to warn him 'fore I knock him off his chair Cause my longhair just can't cover up my red neck I've won every fight I've ever fought Hey I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country And sayin' I ain't worth the damned ol' ticket that he bought Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas And I still do all the sad ones that I know They tell me I look like Merle Haggard And sound a lot like David Allen Coe And the bar maid in the last town that we played in Knew the words to every song I'd wrote She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album Just about the time the jukebox broke Yeah Johhny Cash helped me get out of prison Long before Rodriguez stole that goat I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas And I still do all the sad ones that I know I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard And I sound a lot like David Allen Coe But the country DJ's all think I'm an outlaw And they'd never come to see me in this dive Where bikers stare at cowboys Who are laughing at the hippies Who are praying they'll get out of here alive The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair............