This Bottle

Last week he spent His whole pay check on whiskey I know Friday night he'll do it all again Oh he'll drink till he falls down Then he'll order one more round And then go home with that bottle in his hand And the only thing I can hold on to Is this bottle in my hand I know I'll never have to share it With any other man I'm so glad you introduced us And I'll do the best I can To be faithful to this bottle in my hand She told George that changing diapers Could sure become a drag And to clean the house and cook for him Was not her kind of bag She said he needed someone Who would love and understand Then she left him with that bottle in his hand And the only thing I can count on now Is this bottle in my hand I know I'll never have to share it Oh with any other man And I'm so glad you introduced us Oh I'll do the best I can To be faithful to this bottle in my hand Yes we'll be faithful to this bottle in our hand