I'm A Beautiful Guy

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bob harris (boy soprano, trumpet) Steve vai (guitar) Tommy mars (keyboards) Arthur barrow (ba*s) Ed mann (percussion) David ocker (clarinet, ba*s clarinet) Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) David logeman (drums) Craig steward (harmonica) Jimmy carl black (vocals) Ahmet zappa (vocals) Moon zappa (vocals) I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy But I'm a beautiful guy (you know what I mean? you know what I mean? ) So I want you to know why, why, why You make me cry, cry, cry 'cause you wanna try, try, try Some stupid game on me They're drinking lighter They're full of water I hear them say: "let's jog..." They're playing tennis They're butts are tighter What could be whiter? Hey? Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal The girl is responding to your little deal She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain But beauty, of course, can feel no pain