Waiter! Bring Me Water!

Yeah, he took me to our favorite spot A place we go to hang a lot Something seemed to catch his eye Ooover my shoulder Ooover my shoulder I turned around to see what's up (What's up) A pretty young thing sure enough She was new he wanted to Knooow her Knooow her Oh yeah, then she flicked her hair (Yeah) Oh yeah, he began to stare Waiter (Waiter) Bring me water! I gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter) Bring me water! He's acting like a fool (Waiter) Bring me water uhh ohh I did my best to block his view But it was like he could see through me I just knew he wanted to Hooold her Hooold her Oh yeah, I ain't gettin' nowhere (Yeah) Oh yeah, she's still standing there Waiter (Waiter) Bring me water! I gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter) Bring me water! He's acting like a fool (Waiter) Bring me water, ohh yeah Huh, there's gotta be a way to cool this clown He's starting to embarra*s me I may even have to hold him down Bring me water I don't know what he finds so distracting? What's so hot about her? I really don't like the way he's acting Bring me water, uhh, bring it on Hhh ohh ohh What's so hot about her? Uhh uhh uhh Yeah yeah yeah yeah (Waiter, bring me water) Gotta make him keep his cool (Waiter, bring me water) Send him back to school (Waiter, bring me water) He's acting like a fool (Waiter, bring me water) Waiter, bring me water