The Beating Of A High School Janitor Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"
[Person walking quickly towards him]
[Beating sounds]
"Hey!"
[Beating sounds]
"Get offa me!"
[Beating sounds]
"That's my bucket!"
[Beating sounds]
"Let go of my side burns!"
[Beating sounds]
[Sound of falling down into gla*s]

Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh at You

Sep 1993

1. Assistant Principal's Big Day
2. The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions
3. Buddy
4. The Longest Pee
5. Food Innuendo Guy
6. The Beating Of A High School Janitor
7. Right Field
8. The Buffoon and The Valedictorian
9. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10. The Thanksgiving Song
11. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
12. Oh Mom...
13. Fatty McGee
14. At A Medium Pace
15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
16. The Cheerleader
17. I'm So Wasted
18. Lunchlady Land
19. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
20. Toll Booth Willie
21. Teenage Love On The Phone
22. My Little Chicken