The Longest Pee

[Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in there first" -"Go ahead man, take it easy" "Thanks, I really gotta pee" [Open door, close door] [Unzip pants] [Start pissin..........groaning....] "Oh man" [.....] "Ohhh yeah" [.....] "Ahhhh" [......Stop Briefly] "Ahh" [Start Pissing again..] "Oh man" [........] "Oh man" [...............] "Oh Man" [.......gets louder] "OH MAN" [..........and louder] "OH MAN!!" [............as loud as a hose] "OH MAN!!! OH.." [...........] "Oh no!" [........] "Oh Man!" [...............slows down] "ahhh" [Stops] "Ahhhhhh...There ya go" [Fart! Starts pissing loudly again] "Oh! OH MAN!" [..............] "OH MY GOD!" [Banging on the Door] [Pissing slows down to dribble] "I'll be out in a minute!" [....dribbling...] "oh..oh my" [Stops] "oh...Oh thank God" [Zips up pants] [Pisses in pants] "Awwww MAN!" [People laughing] -"Hey man, you pissed in your pants" "I know" -"So did I" "I guess that makes us piss pals" [Horrible annoying laughter] [Rasberry]