The Beating Of A High School Janitor

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take of the spray paint With turpentine "Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!" [Person walking quickly towards him] [Beating sounds] "Hey!" [Beating sounds] "Get offa me!" [Beating sounds] "That's my bucket!" [Beating sounds] "Let go of my side burns!" [Beating sounds] [Sound of falling down into gla*s]