The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!" "Watch your step now, Joseph." "Uhh, young man. Can I help you? Can I see your bus pa*s, please?" [Beating sounds] "Sir, please!" [Beating sounds] "I drive with that hand!" [Beating sounds] "Children! Call for help!" [Beating sounds] "Holy geez, no!" [Beating sounds] "That's me! Oh yes, oh!" [Beating sounds] [Final crack, horn sounding]