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2009-07-22

My Little Chicken

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your bre*sts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right back Don't you cry If an egg can fit in there Why can't I.....mmmmmmm Oh my little Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk You're my love My little chicken likes To wear garter belts

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  2. The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions
  3. Buddy
  4. The Longest Pee
  5. Food Innuendo Guy
  6. The Beating Of A High School Janitor
  7. Right Field
  8. The Buffoon and The Valedictorian
  9. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
  10. The Thanksgiving Song
  11. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
  12. Oh Mom...
  13. Fatty McGee
  14. At A Medium Pace
  15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
  16. The Cheerleader
  17. I'm So Wasted
  18. Lunchlady Land
  19. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
  20. Toll Booth Willie
  21. Teenage Love On The Phone
  22. My Little Chicken