Play Your Cards Wrong Lyrics

if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit s*cks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can

if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood

Aug 2000

1. Fat Girls, Nebraska Farmers, Japanese Restaurants
2. Rodney's Wife & Kids, Marriage, Vacations
3. All About Sex
4. Play Your Cards Wrong
5. In Her Day
6. More Of A Man
7. Gay Factory Worker
8. A Dozen Roses
9. Morning Wood
10. Pickup Truck
11. Older Women
12. Great To Be A Man
13. Titties & Beer (Live) (Explicit)
14. Carlos (Live) (Explicit)
15. More Of A Man [Explicit]
16. Play Your Cards Wrong [Explicit]