That Awful Day Lyrics
The song That Awful Day is performed by Rodney Carrington in the album named Greatest Hits in the year 2004 .
I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell,I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawed in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then i cried,Called me a name said I'd lied kicked me again and I thought I died.
She took my clothes set them on fire, hit me with her curling iron.I tried to block it with my watch, then she kicked me in the crotch again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care thing's weren't what they seemed, She had a pan on the stove of full of boiling water and my nat's would soon be steamed. I tried to run, scream for for help, she hit me in the nurts with a rinestone belt. It was like nothing that I'd ever felt, I thank god I wasn't wearing a kilt. She grabed the bat from beneath the bed swung it once and missed my head, She rared back, swung it again, Then she hit me in the twin's again.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.Yea today's that awful day,And my boys won't be the same. Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Rodney Carrington - Greatest Hits
Feb 2004
- Walmart
- Bobby Trap
- Baptist Revival
- People Piss Ya Off
- Rodney Scared
- The Weenie Story
- Chucky Cheese
- Japanese Restaurants
- Vacation
- Helicopter
- The Night the Bar Close Down
- Titties and Beer
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Things We Didn't Know
- Country Bar
- Going to Heaven Drunk
- Good Woman - "Lucky"
- Wife at Garage Sales
- Growing Up Poor
- Deer Hunting
- Hypochondriac
- Tips on Marriage
- All the Reasons
- Don't Look Now
- That Awful Day
- Carlos, Man of Love
- It's Too Late
- Letter to My Penis
- In Her Day
- Gay Factory Worker
- A Dozen Roses
- Carlos
- Morning Wood
- More of a Man
- Pickup Truck
- Carlos
- Grandpa
- Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation
- Little Things
- Dancing With a Man
- Fred
- Letter to My Penis
That Awful Day