I Saw Three Ships Lyrics

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the [laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..was in the ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..and Christ were there
on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain [laughing]
I thought I told you to SHUT UP!
..all rejoice amain
On Christmas day in the morning.

Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]
On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
[Smashing piano noise]

South Park - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Nov 1999

1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (Early 50's Recording)
2. Merry Fucking Christmas
3. O Holy Night
4. Dead, Dead, Dead
5. Carol of the Bells
6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas
7. I Saw Three Ships
8. It Happenned In Sun Valley
9. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time In Hell
11. What The Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus is On His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas