I Saw Three Ships
I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas Day.. I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in the ships, all three? On Christmas day in the [laughing] Shut up TURDS! ..was in the ships, all three? On Christmas day in the morning. The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing] On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. The Virgin Mary and [more laughing] Shut up TURDS! ..and Christ were there on Christmas day in the morning. And let us all rejoice amain [laughing] I thought I told you to SHUT UP! ..all rejoice amain On Christmas day in the morning. Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing] On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing] Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing] On Christmas day IN THE MORNING! [Smashing piano noise]
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