Christmas Time In Hell

Well i'll tell you what.. Maybe we should have ourselves a little christmas, right here.. C'mon everybody, gather 'round! String up the lights and light up the trees We're gonna make some revelry.. Spirits are high, so I can tell It's Christmas time in hell! Demons are nicer as you pa*s them by There's lots of demon toys to buy The snow is falling, and all is well It's Christmas time in hell! There goes Jeffrey Dahmer With a festive Christmas ham.. After he has s*x with it He'll eat up all he can.. And there goes John F Kennedy Carolling with his son.. Reunited for the holidays God bless us, everyone! Everybody has a happy glow Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow.. Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell It's Christmas time in hell! Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you! Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum! Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum! God cast me down from heaven's door To rule in hell forever-more But now i'm kinda glad that I fell 'Cos it's Christmas time in hell! Here's a rack to hang the stockings on We still have to shop for Genghis Khan Michael Landon's hair looks swell It's Christmas time in hell! There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe Over Poor Gene Siskel's head Just watch his weenie grow! For one day we all stop burning and the flames are not so thck All the screaming and the torture stops As we wait for old St Nick! So, String up the lights and light up the trees We're damned for all eternity.. But for just one day, all is well It's Christmas time in hell! Gather close together and make it quick We've gotta make room for Andy d**k.. Wake his mother and ring the bell.. It's Christmas time.. [christmas time x3] Christmas time.. [christmas time x3] It's Christmas time in hell! ..Merry Christmas, Movie house!