99 Biker Friends

Such a big man, such a little chick I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick-up truck in the driveway With a sticker on the window 'Rest in Peace Number 3' Tell all your friends How you put her in her place 7 pounds of makeup Just to hide her beat-up face Such a pretty face It takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down She's wearing shades but we all see Behind the tinted gla*s And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your a*s Tell her that you're sorry Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you Your friends think you're an a*shole and I do too Over compensating for your small shoes Taking her away, but you won't say when Hold her in your arms Tell her this won't happen again When will this end? Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down She's wearing shades but we all see Behind the tinted gla*s And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your I wish Bruce Lee was here right now With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger' All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger' Let's get the A-Team 50 Cent with his bling bling And a couple of prison guards It takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down She's wearing shades but we all see Behind the tinted gla*s And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your a*s I hope that she can run fast Start running now We're gonna kick your a*s