Friends Like You

With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you You know ya left the window open And now the cat is gone And my girlfriend says you're really sweet What the hell is going on? You never gave me back my leather jacket And now it's out of style And I warned you that that incense burner Would set my house on fire Now I'm not gonna to beat you up Or drag you through the mud I just want all my CD's back In the cases with the artwork still intact With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? Like when the guy punched you in Reno Had a lawyer for a dad He got us mixed up and sued my a*s Man, that was really cool of you To fix me up with a girl from work That used to be a guy When you lost all my money on the Superbowl It made me wanna cry And I'm not gonna beat you up Or drag you through the mud When the pending file sharing suit goes down And why'd you need the whole Metallica catalog anyway? We haven't liked them for 12 years We like The Queers, we like beers Stuck with Van Halen halfway through the Sammy years And now it's over, yeah You know ya left the back door open And now the dog is gone And my girlfriend says you're really sweet What the f**k is going on? You never gave me back my leather jacket And now it's out of style I should have beat you with your Birkenstock When you set my house on fire With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you Who needs friends? With friends like you With friends like you Who needs friends?