A Friendly Goodbye

Freeze frame I can lay it on real thick 'cause I know How you don't like to get bogged down With anything 'bout us And our kick a*s true love tale Sorry I swore just then 'Cause I know, you hate it And by the way that cake you baked me Really s*cked but I ate it 'Cause I loved you even more That you could ever imagine Here's a friendly goodbye 5, 6, 7 Ain't that a bee with an itch? Ain't that a mother trucker? You can go to H E double hockey sticks And F yourself 'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick Of all the S words you put me through So F U, F U I can hang it out to dry 'cause I know How you like all of your laundry neat And not just thrown around Like a chainsaw in need of juggling Sorry I flipped you off 'Cause I know how you hate it And that homemade porn I said That I erased, well, I saved it 'Cause I loved you even more That you could ever imagine Here's a friendly goodbye 5, 6, 7 Ain't that a bee with an itch? Ain't that a mother trucker? You can go to H E double hockey sticks And F yourself 'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick Of all the S words you put me through So F U, F U, F U, F U I'll send you a post card That says I'm glad you're not here I'll buy you a t-shirt But I'll use it to wipe up the beer That I spilled while I was spilling my guts To my friends about you And I really don't have anything else Nice to say but F U, F U, 5, 6, 7 Ain't that a bee with an itch? Ain't that a mother trucker? You can go to H E double hockey sticks And F yourself 'Cause I'm flipping gosh darn sick Of all the S words you put me through So F U, F U, F U, F U, F U That's right