Mr. Bake-O Lyrics

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV
It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy a*s shit
That my friend overnight-mailed me

I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they f**kin' laced it
'Cause I'm so damn lambasted

Oh my friend over so packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy on this shit
But he didn't believe the hype

He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes late he was playin' backgammon naked

He's f**kin' wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in f**kin' space-ed
'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours iding under my bed
'Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

I'm f**kin' wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moon walk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well f**kin' fried

Now I'm sittin' in the bathtub wantin' somthing to eat
I wanted a pizza- the bird said 'uh, pepperoni would be sweet'
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said, 'We ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you?'

I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best shit I ever f**kin' tasted
Oh f**kin' shit

I'm way too baked

Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me!

Feb 1996

1. Joining The Cult
2. Respect
3. Ode To My Car
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5. The Goat
6. The Chanukah Song
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8. The Hypnotist
9. Steve Polychronopolous
10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
11. Do It For Mama
12. Crazy Love
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14. The Adventures Of The Cow
15. Dip Doodle
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17. Memory Lane
18. Mr. Bake-O
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
20. What The Hell Happened To Me