Dip Doodle

Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang Skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong Hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory d**kory slickory flip flap Dip skip to my Lou Flim flam wham bam Sam bam Cunmingham Whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch You gotta gish, you gotta gash You gotta wax Grandma's mustache And lay out her socks To make sure they match Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma Slappety dappety sling skism skasm Bing bam boo A yip, a yap, a snippety snap Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle Awhee clunkety clang A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz Chitty chitty bang wang lang Zippity doo dang lipidee ay Oompa loompa doo A piggly wiggly dooda Stinky winky linky foo man choo Plus, you gotta dip, you gotta doodle You gotta shave Grandma's poodle 'Cause Grandma would do the same for you You gotta libby, you gotta labby You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby 'Cause you should know that Grandmas are people too Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma Now if you listened to the words of this song You know they're coming straight from the heart Never make fun of your Grandma Even when she rips a juicy fart And remember to dip you gotta doodle You gotta stop playing with your noodle 'Cause Grandma said it would make you go blind You gotta gipper, you gotta giper You gotta change Grandma's diaper And then pretend you really didn't mind Whoa, respect to the Grandma