The Chanukah Song

Ok... This is a song that uh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh... Not too many Christmas songs So uh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs Here We Go... Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in twon without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do Kirt Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together and the CarDeli Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrte Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah On this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If your really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah