Ode To My Car

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That f**kin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are f**king shot And my seatbelt's f**king broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big f**king' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It s*cks royal d**k (That f**kin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh f**k you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his a*s too) And I got no f**kin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a*shole" (You f**kin' piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas s*cks my a*s (That f**kin' pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) Oh what the f**k did I do What the f**k did I do What the f**k did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh f**k me Well the engine likes to flood The car always f**kin' stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a f**king coat hanger (What a pain in his a*s) And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her (He never ever gets da pus*y) Hey shut up (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald f**kin' tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview f**king mirror (Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) f**king rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car...)