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2009-07-22

Steve Polychronopolous

I'm a big f**kin' d**k I'm a pain in your a*s I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charlie horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell you I saw your girlfriend f**king two guys at a party 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your father you got stoned I'll borrow you jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy pus*y Shit for brains Douchebag I'l leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then I'll grab your sisters a*s 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous And I don't care And I don't give a shit I'll break your brother's stereo And then tell him it was you You think your better than me Well you're f**king wrong Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous Deal with it

  1. Joining The Cult
  2. Respect
  3. Ode To My Car
  4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
  5. The Goat
  6. The Chanukah Song
  7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
  8. The Hypnotist
  9. Steve Polychronopolous
  10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
  11. Do It For Mama
  12. Crazy Love
  13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
  14. The Adventures Of The Cow
  15. Dip Doodle
  16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
  17. Memory Lane
  18. Mr. Bake-O
  19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
  20. What The Hell Happened To Me