Steve Polychronopolous
I'm a big f**kin' d**k I'm a pain in your a*s I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charlie horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell you I saw your girlfriend f**king two guys at a party 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your father you got stoned I'll borrow you jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy pus*y Shit for brains Douchebag I'l leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then I'll grab your sisters a*s 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous And I don't care And I don't give a shit I'll break your brother's stereo And then tell him it was you You think your better than me Well you're f**king wrong Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous Deal with it
- Joining The Cult
- Respect
- Ode To My Car
- The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
- The Goat
- The Chanukah Song
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
- The Hypnotist
- Steve Polychronopolous
- The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
- Do It For Mama
- Crazy Love
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
- The Adventures Of The Cow
- Dip Doodle
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
- Memory Lane
- Mr. Bake-O
- Sex Or Weight Lifting
- What The Hell Happened To Me
