Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics

I'm a big f**kin' d**k
I'm a pain in your a*s
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charlie horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
f**king two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your father you got stoned
I'll borrow you jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
pus*y
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I'l leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sisters a*s

'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think your better than me
Well you're f**king wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous

Deal with it

Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me!

Feb 1996

1. Joining The Cult
2. Respect
3. Ode To My Car
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5. The Goat
6. The Chanukah Song
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8. The Hypnotist
9. Steve Polychronopolous
10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
11. Do It For Mama
12. Crazy Love
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14. The Adventures Of The Cow
15. Dip Doodle
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17. Memory Lane
18. Mr. Bake-O
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
20. What The Hell Happened To Me