The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?

Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my
Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo...

Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me!

Feb 1996

1. Joining The Cult
2. Respect
3. Ode To My Car
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5. The Goat
6. The Chanukah Song
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8. The Hypnotist
9. Steve Polychronopolous
10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
11. Do It For Mama
12. Crazy Love
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14. The Adventures Of The Cow
15. Dip Doodle
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17. Memory Lane
18. Mr. Bake-O
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
20. What The Hell Happened To Me