What The Hell Happened To Me Lyrics

I used to ride a big wheel.
And sell lemonade.
Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to have fun throwing snowballs.
With my best friend Billy.
Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly.
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.
I only did the things that Mama said I should.
But now I just do whatever I want.
I even whipped it out in a restaurant.
I used to help clean the park in the middle of town.
Then played kickball ' til the sun went down.
But now all I do is get VD.
What the hell happened to me?
It makes no sense.
I can't believe I ended up me.
I'm outta my gourd.
Won't somebody please help me.
I'm kind of a wierdo.

Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me!

Feb 1996

1. Joining The Cult
2. Respect
3. Ode To My Car
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5. The Goat
6. The Chanukah Song
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8. The Hypnotist
9. Steve Polychronopolous
10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
11. Do It For Mama
12. Crazy Love
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14. The Adventures Of The Cow
15. Dip Doodle
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17. Memory Lane
18. Mr. Bake-O
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
20. What The Hell Happened To Me